Monday, November 1, 2010

#Sex It is what it is...

This is what i like to call one of my #RandomMoments, when i randomly decide to blog about the first thing that pops in my head. Here goes nothing.....


Have you ever laid in your bed, and you suddenly get that urge??? #ComeOn yall know what im talking about, the urge to just let loose, and experience one of Gods greatest gifts to Man... I'm talking about #SEX yes having #SEX, but you look around and your by yourself. What is the first thing you do? Pick up your phone and search through your call log or text messages. Wondering if you can say the right thing to him or her to convince them to stop by. So what's next? This is the point in which #TheSwindle comes into play, him or her stops by and what is the first thing you do, as soon as they walk in the door? give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek, that is if your smooth. Walk them to your room and cut on a scary or romance movie. Now if he or she already knows what its hitting for, then you don't have to go all out, or even have that moment of awkwardness, Drop those draws and get right to business. But others might want to talk about what's going on in there lives, and ask you about yours, and all the while you know there true purpose of this visit #SEX #SEX and more #SEX. Now if you play your cards right, then you will get exactly what you want if you don't better luck next time. #SEX for the first time, the #RulesOfEngagements, Rule #1 NEVER and i mean EVER brag about your previous sexual encounters, or the current situation at hand: because if you do, and you don't live up to the expectations that you placed in there minds, you just wasted there time as well as your, and there might not be another chance to redeem yourself. Rule #2 Read the vibe:, never assume that he or she is down with a sexual act, because if you try some over top kinky sh*t and there not down with it, you just killed the mood, and possibly you reputation. Rule #3 Command and Conquer: Fellas this rule applies to you and only you, worry about her pleasure and satisfaction before your own, if you do so she will always come back 10x harder to please you. Rule #4 To Eat or not to Eat that is the question: Woman this option is entirely up to you all, if your Precious Pearl isn't thorough no Swirl *AuthentiK Shrug* and also keep it neatly groomed, "real man" appreciate it. Rule #5 Sleeping Arrangements: After its all said and done, it is up to your discretion and the other party in question to leave or stay the night, truth be told, there is nothing like great nights and even better mornings... #CARDINALRULE: Never go to war without a Strap, because you never know what's lurking in the bushes  {o_O} #JustBeingHonest

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